Type to search

News & Updates

4 Ways the World Will Suck in 2016

Happy New Year! Everything is terrible

Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone Jan 09, 2016
Share this:
720x405-42-31516605

Among other things, 2016 promises a wealth of garbage political analysis. Corbis

The year of our Lord 2015 was bad, and 2016 will be worse. I know this on a personal level, because someone asked me what some of my more serious work was in 2015, and almost all were essays about different mass shootings. But this isn’t about me. On a universal level, we’re all a year closer to dying. You might have started dating a good person, but they’re going to die too, and that job you like now will hound you to your grave, especially if you’re a ditch digger or practice the mortuary arts.

Share this: