â€˜Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwaldâ€™ Review: Sequelâ€™s Strictly for the Pottermores
Second of J.K. Rowlingâ€™s Potter-prequel franchise doubles up on the plotting and gives us a blond Johnny Depp â€” but itâ€™s a fans-only affair
So where were we?
When we left off in 2016â€™sÂ Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them,Â aÂ Harry PotterÂ prequel from J.K. Rowling herself, Hogwarts magizoologist Newt Scamander (Eddie Redmayne) â€” the dude who keeps a menagerie of fantastic beastsÂ in his enchanted suitcase â€” helped capture the dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald (Johnny Depp) whoâ€™d been running amok in New York. But the bad guy doesnâ€™t stay imprisoned for long. For this sequel, set in 1927, the evil shape-shifter is up to his old tricks trying to ensure the dominance of pure-blood wizards over humans with racist rallies (Trump allusions are strictly intentional). A mega-creepy Depp, blonded up and loving it, is Aryan brotherhood personified. What to do with this Nazi-like threat? Through the fog on a bridge in London, local boy Newt gets a surprise visit from a younger Albus Dumbledore â€” a canny, charismaticÂ Jude LawÂ as the Hogwarts professor â€” who gives our hero a mission impossible, if he decides to accept it: Go to Paris and end the Grindelwald menace.
In the second of her planned five-part,Â Fantastic BeastsÂ franchise, Rowling is still heavily laying on the exposition. Unlike the first film, which cleverly used Newtâ€™s alien creatures as an attack on Trumpâ€™s anti-immigration policies,Â the sequel concentrates on building up Grindelwald as a budding Voldemort and Newt as his unlikely nemesis. Redmayne, acting with a bouncy mop of hair and a charming squint, still seems eons away from becoming the conquering hero. And what about that mountain of unfinished business he has at home in London? His brother, Theseus (Calum Turner), is now engaged to Leta Lestrange (Zoe Kravitz), Newtâ€™s dream girl back at Hogwarts. So thereâ€™s that, plus Newt getting together his team, which includes magic investigator crush Tina Goldstein (Katherine Waterston) and her flapper sister Queenie (a sassy Alison Sudol), a telepath beloved by Newtâ€™s Muggle friend. Jacob Kowalski (Dan Fogler). Also needing finding is Credence Barebone (a moody, mesmerizing Ezra Miller) a half-blood whoâ€™s drawn to the dark side by a Â parasite inside him called an Obscurus.
If thatâ€™s not obscurus enough for you, thereâ€™s also Credenceâ€™s companion Nagini (Claudia Kim), a circus freak who can turn into a snake. Youâ€™ll need a paddle to negotiate the tidal wave of characters and plot developments. But the scope of Rowlingâ€™s imaginative reach cannot be denied. And as the film inches closer to Potter territory, the pulse quickens. High marks to the returning David Yates, who directed the firstÂ Fantastic BeastsÂ and the final four films in the Harry Potter series, for trying hard to bring a cinematic force to the occasionally meandering storytelling. The visual effects improve on the first film, especially during Grindelwaldâ€™s jailbreak with the help of a flying horse called Thestrals. Itâ€™s too bad that the cutie-pie beasts of Bowtruckles and Nifflers are more fair to middlinâ€™ than fantastic. But not you Kelpie, the seaweed dragon â€” youâ€™re a keeper.
At 134 minutes,Â GrindelwaldÂ can feel like an overload of homework on which weâ€™ll we tested later. Fine for Pottermores, but a trial for us Muggles. Rowling drops intriguing hints that suggest livelier Beasts chapters to come.Â â€œWe were closer than brothers,â€ says Dumbledore of his relationship with the villain, a teasing allusion to the profâ€™s homosexuality. And the themes of racism and dictatorship in this period between two World Wars resonate disturbingly for today. The twists get twistier as the film hurtles toward an exciting climax at Parisâ€™ Pere Lachaise Cemetery. But the getting there, which should be half the fun, turns out to be a bit of a slog.